Pirates of The Caribbean Mary Sues (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} piratesues) wrote,@ 2003-08-08 21:40:00 |
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Er... what?
TITLE: Love Can Kill You when You want it to (her capitalization, not mine)
AUTHOR: ForestSpirit
NAME(S): Sarah Black. Or Sarah Wells. The author hasn't decided, apparently.
AFFILIATION: pirate
HAIR COLOR: not mentioned
EYE COLOR: not mentioned
SPECIAL POSESSIONS: a piece of the cursed Aztec gold
HISTORY: Er ... I have no idea.
CONNECTIONS TO CHARACTERS: Is apparently Will's long-lost sister. However, the summary says "Sarah Black has fallen in love with someone whose heart is already taken." Please please please tell me this is NOT going to be an incest-fic...
NOTES: Besides being a really painfull story, it has some weird formatting.
SAMPLE OF THE STORY:
What? No. Just ... No.
Will Turner was on a ship that was being sailed by Jack Sparrow. He had never in his life thought he would ever sail with a pirate, but if it meant he could get Elizabeth back then he didn't care. They were sailing near a
famous cliff that everyone said if you jump off of and had something to land on you would still die.
... Omgwtfbbq.
He looked up and noticed to people fighting on the cliff. It looked like one would fall off any minute and soon enough a body came flying down. When the body got close enough he saw that it was a woman and that she was acting like there was a care in world. She flipped
in the air and landed on her feet on the deck.
"Thanks for being here to break my fall." she said smiling.
Jack was, for some reason, stunned. Then he snapped back to earth and
nodded.
"Don't mention it." he said.
... and promptly hid for the rest of the fic, fearing the possibility of being seduced by another Mary Sue.
.. Random note - there's some weird sports thing on TV and they're playing a Brak song. BRAK! ... Just thought you'd all like to know. *cough* Anyway.
Aughhh incest possibilities, noooo!
"Want is that you have there?" Will asked nodding toward the locket.
"Oh, just a locket my father gave me." she said putting the locket back on.
"What is your father like?" Will asked.
"Was. My father was a merchant sailor. He was killed out to sea. I was young at the time and he sent this locket before he died." she explained.
He father was exactly like his. And his father had also died when he was young.
Golly gee-whiz! What a coincidence!
Then he noticed a glint of gold from under the pillow. He reached for it and heard Sarah gasp. It must be something she didn't want him to see. He picked it up and saw that it was a gold coin. The same gold coin
his father had given him!
Dun dun duuuuuun!
"My father gave me that to." Sarah said snatching from his hand.
"Sarah, tell me what's going on." Will demanded staring her straight in the
eye.
A/N: Sorry, it's past midnight and I really need to sleep. Hope you liked
it.
Not only do you need sleep, you need to never write fanfiction ever again.
TITLE: Love Can Kill You when You want it to (her capitalization, not mine)
AUTHOR: ForestSpirit
NAME(S): Sarah Black. Or Sarah Wells. The author hasn't decided, apparently.
AFFILIATION: pirate
HAIR COLOR: not mentioned
EYE COLOR: not mentioned
SPECIAL POSESSIONS: a piece of the cursed Aztec gold
HISTORY: Er ... I have no idea.
CONNECTIONS TO CHARACTERS: Is apparently Will's long-lost sister. However, the summary says "Sarah Black has fallen in love with someone whose heart is already taken." Please please please tell me this is NOT going to be an incest-fic...
NOTES: Besides being a really painfull story, it has some weird formatting.
SAMPLE OF THE STORY:
What? No. Just ... No.
Will Turner was on a ship that was being sailed by Jack Sparrow. He had never in his life thought he would ever sail with a pirate, but if it meant he could get Elizabeth back then he didn't care. They were sailing near a
famous cliff that everyone said if you jump off of and had something to land on you would still die.
... Omgwtfbbq.
He looked up and noticed to people fighting on the cliff. It looked like one would fall off any minute and soon enough a body came flying down. When the body got close enough he saw that it was a woman and that she was acting like there was a care in world. She flipped
in the air and landed on her feet on the deck.
"Thanks for being here to break my fall." she said smiling.
Jack was, for some reason, stunned. Then he snapped back to earth and
nodded.
"Don't mention it." he said.
... and promptly hid for the rest of the fic, fearing the possibility of being seduced by another Mary Sue.
.. Random note - there's some weird sports thing on TV and they're playing a Brak song. BRAK! ... Just thought you'd all like to know. *cough* Anyway.
Aughhh incest possibilities, noooo!
"Want is that you have there?" Will asked nodding toward the locket.
"Oh, just a locket my father gave me." she said putting the locket back on.
"What is your father like?" Will asked.
"Was. My father was a merchant sailor. He was killed out to sea. I was young at the time and he sent this locket before he died." she explained.
He father was exactly like his. And his father had also died when he was young.
Golly gee-whiz! What a coincidence!
Then he noticed a glint of gold from under the pillow. He reached for it and heard Sarah gasp. It must be something she didn't want him to see. He picked it up and saw that it was a gold coin. The same gold coin
his father had given him!
Dun dun duuuuuun!
"My father gave me that to." Sarah said snatching from his hand.
"Sarah, tell me what's going on." Will demanded staring her straight in the
eye.
A/N: Sorry, it's past midnight and I really need to sleep. Hope you liked
it.
Not only do you need sleep, you need to never write fanfiction ever again.
