Pirates of The Caribbean Mary Sues (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} piratesues) wrote,@ 2003-08-10 10:46:00 |
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Well ... this is new.
Yet again I must apologize for not updating yesterday. I'm thinking of either just making the official update status of this journal every other day, or roping one of my compatriots into sharing the journal. The chances of this being turned into a community are slim, because if my schedule gets crunched and I don't have time to update, I'm going to have even less time to moderate another community.
For those of you wondering when the "real" story of PotC Handpuppet Theater will be up: my partner in puppet-crime, Layla, is presently at Otakon. When she returns we will be working on getting that up.
It's interesting - while Jack gets stuck with all the Sues, Will gets all the oddball crap. I've found fics where he's been Norrington's unwilling sex slave, Barbossa's unwilling sex slave, a vampire, and the decendant of Legolas or Legolas himself (even thought they have different skills, personalities, haircolor, and the fact that elves don't grow facial hair). *shudder*
Enought of that. Without futher ado, I bring you ... a Barbossa Sue.
TITLE: Rum
AUTHOR: KittyMartin
NAME(S): Cassandra
AFFILIATION: Er ... none. Is a servant.
HAIR COLOR: dark brown with "natural white streaks"
EYE COLOR: not mentioned
SPECIAL POSESSIONS: rum?
HISTORY: Is ... a servant girl. Yippee.
CONNECTIONS TO CHARACTERS: She has sex with Barbossa. That's really about it.
NOTES: At least it's short?
SAMPLE OF THE STORY:
Beware t3h SEX0RZ!!1!!1111!!!
It had been a 6 month journey. Barbossa had returned to his home. Well, if you could say that a pirate had a home other than his ship and the sea. He didn’t actually have a house. He just stayed at the Inn. It was always in The Oracle Inn at which he stayed. One of the servant girls that worked there had caught his eye a couple years back. Not in the sense of lust. She was a little lass then no more than 9. But now she was full grown with long dark brown hair with a natural white streak and curves in all the right places. It being 10 years since he saw her last.
Barbossa stayed in room 4 that night. There was a knock at the door.
“It’s the servant girl Cassandra, Mr. Barbossa.” She said.
He got up his bed immediately, and walked to the door and opened it.
“This was sent up by my mother.”
She handed him a bottle of rum, then turned to leave.
“Wait,” he said “No sense in drinkin’ this all by meself. Why don’t ye join me?”
“Are you sure Mr. Barbossa?”
“Yes and please just call me Barbossa, there is no need for formalities.”
She smiled and walked in.
“Better yet I could use so fresh air.” He said.
They walked to his ship The Black Pearl.
“Why don’t ye lads go have some fun?” He said to the guardsmen.
Barbossa led Cassandra to his quarters. They walked in and Barbossa took a swig of rum. A little trickled down his chin. Cassandra walked over to him, put her hand on his neck, licked it off, and then kissed him. Barbossa grabbed her and pushed her against the wall. She grabbed the rum and took a drink. She swallowed hard, and then kissed him.
He ripped Cassandra’s shirt off, exposing her plump breast and hard nipples. Barbossa untied his belt as he leaned down to suck and nibble on her nipples.
He stepped back to let her take her skirt off as he took his shirt off. They walked to the bed still kissing. She pushes him down on the bed admiring his scares for a second. She climbed on top of she and started to ride him vigorously. He grabbed the rum to take a drink then flipped her over and held her hands down with his right hand. He thrust hard and deep into her over and over again. There was no rhythm just the pulsating feeling, and the pleasure pouring through out her body.
Barbossa took the rum and drizzled it on her chest. He leaned down and licked it slowly off her while still thrusting hard. He licked up to her neck and biting down hard drawing blood. She gasped and then moaned in pleasure and in pain in his ear. She felt light-headed from the pleasure. She was getting close.
He lifted up suddenly, spilling his seed in her with one final thrust and a moan. The feeling made her orgasm suddenly.
He rolls over and lies on his back. Cassandra turns over to him and grabs the rum and finishes it off then fall asleep to top of him.
“I love you.” He says quietly and kisses the top of her head.
Yet again I must apologize for not updating yesterday. I'm thinking of either just making the official update status of this journal every other day, or roping one of my compatriots into sharing the journal. The chances of this being turned into a community are slim, because if my schedule gets crunched and I don't have time to update, I'm going to have even less time to moderate another community.
For those of you wondering when the "real" story of PotC Handpuppet Theater will be up: my partner in puppet-crime, Layla, is presently at Otakon. When she returns we will be working on getting that up.
It's interesting - while Jack gets stuck with all the Sues, Will gets all the oddball crap. I've found fics where he's been Norrington's unwilling sex slave, Barbossa's unwilling sex slave, a vampire, and the decendant of Legolas or Legolas himself (even thought they have different skills, personalities, haircolor, and the fact that elves don't grow facial hair). *shudder*
Enought of that. Without futher ado, I bring you ... a Barbossa Sue.
TITLE: Rum
AUTHOR: KittyMartin
NAME(S): Cassandra
AFFILIATION: Er ... none. Is a servant.
HAIR COLOR: dark brown with "natural white streaks"
EYE COLOR: not mentioned
SPECIAL POSESSIONS: rum?
HISTORY: Is ... a servant girl. Yippee.
CONNECTIONS TO CHARACTERS: She has sex with Barbossa. That's really about it.
NOTES: At least it's short?
SAMPLE OF THE STORY:
Beware t3h SEX0RZ!!1!!1111!!!
It had been a 6 month journey. Barbossa had returned to his home. Well, if you could say that a pirate had a home other than his ship and the sea. He didn’t actually have a house. He just stayed at the Inn. It was always in The Oracle Inn at which he stayed. One of the servant girls that worked there had caught his eye a couple years back. Not in the sense of lust. She was a little lass then no more than 9. But now she was full grown with long dark brown hair with a natural white streak and curves in all the right places. It being 10 years since he saw her last.
Barbossa stayed in room 4 that night. There was a knock at the door.
“It’s the servant girl Cassandra, Mr. Barbossa.” She said.
He got up his bed immediately, and walked to the door and opened it.
“This was sent up by my mother.”
She handed him a bottle of rum, then turned to leave.
“Wait,” he said “No sense in drinkin’ this all by meself. Why don’t ye join me?”
“Are you sure Mr. Barbossa?”
“Yes and please just call me Barbossa, there is no need for formalities.”
She smiled and walked in.
“Better yet I could use so fresh air.” He said.
They walked to his ship The Black Pearl.
“Why don’t ye lads go have some fun?” He said to the guardsmen.
Barbossa led Cassandra to his quarters. They walked in and Barbossa took a swig of rum. A little trickled down his chin. Cassandra walked over to him, put her hand on his neck, licked it off, and then kissed him. Barbossa grabbed her and pushed her against the wall. She grabbed the rum and took a drink. She swallowed hard, and then kissed him.
He ripped Cassandra’s shirt off, exposing her plump breast and hard nipples. Barbossa untied his belt as he leaned down to suck and nibble on her nipples.
He stepped back to let her take her skirt off as he took his shirt off. They walked to the bed still kissing. She pushes him down on the bed admiring his scares for a second. She climbed on top of she and started to ride him vigorously. He grabbed the rum to take a drink then flipped her over and held her hands down with his right hand. He thrust hard and deep into her over and over again. There was no rhythm just the pulsating feeling, and the pleasure pouring through out her body.
Barbossa took the rum and drizzled it on her chest. He leaned down and licked it slowly off her while still thrusting hard. He licked up to her neck and biting down hard drawing blood. She gasped and then moaned in pleasure and in pain in his ear. She felt light-headed from the pleasure. She was getting close.
He lifted up suddenly, spilling his seed in her with one final thrust and a moan. The feeling made her orgasm suddenly.
He rolls over and lies on his back. Cassandra turns over to him and grabs the rum and finishes it off then fall asleep to top of him.
“I love you.” He says quietly and kisses the top of her head.
