Pirates of The Caribbean Mary Sues (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} piratesues) wrote,@ 2003-08-21 18:45:00 |
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Damn.
There are over 1200 PotC fics at the Pit alone. Thats a wee bit insane.
I am leaving bright and early tomorrow morning for Las Vegas, and I won't be back until late Sunday night. On Monday morning, I go back to college. I have no idea when the next update will be. o_o;
With that said, today's fic is a songfic. With netspeak. GAH.
TITLE: Going Under
AUTHOR: Cynthia Sparrow - she has an assload of X-men fics that look a bit familiar. I think she's been reported over inxmensues. Should she feel honored?
NAME(S): Rose
AFFILIATION: prostitute
HAIR COLOR: not mentioned
EYE COLOR: not mentioned
SPECIAL POSESSIONS: none
HISTORY: unknown
CONNECTIONS TO CHARACTERS: Jack rescues her from drowning. Aren't we over ripping scenes directly from the movie, yet?
NOTES The spelling... the punctuation.. the formatting... YEE GODS.
SAMPLE OF THE STORY:
SMOOCH OR YOU FALL!
Now I wil tell you what i`ve done for you
50 thousand tears i`ve cried
screaming deceiving and bleeding for you
and you still won`t hear me
don`t you want your hand this time i`ll save myself
mabey i`ll wake up for once
not tormented daily defeted by you
just when I thought i`d reached the bottem
i`m dying again
As if Evanescence wasn't already planning group suicide over being played on the radio next to the likes of Hilary Duff, they now have this.
Just so you know, this is all copied and pasted directly. I did not alter the formating in any way other than putting it all in italics.
It was a beautiful day in Tortuga.Jack was on his way to *his* ship.The ship wasn`t really
his.Lets just say he stole the ship.He was on his way to the docks until he heard screaming
and laughing.He looked around.He saw a 3 men and a women.He walked over to see what was going on.
"Let me go!"the women shouted."Now,now,luv,unless you give us a smooch"one man said with his
gold teeth glittering in the light."Never!"the girl said.They conered her.If the 3 men got closer,
she would fall into the water off the docks."Back up,I don`t wanna fall now"the girl said.
"And why not?"asked the second pirate."Cause I can`t swim"the girl explained.The three men
laughed."Smooch or you fall"the third pirate replied.The girl took one step back and........
SPLASH!
She fell into the water."Help me,please!"the girl cried.The three men left,leaving her to drown.
The girl struggled to keep her head afloat.Jack saw the whole thing.He dove into the water and pulled her
out of the water.She coughed up the water."You k luv?"Jack asked.The girl had brown hair and green eyes.
"Yes,thank you"the girl said."Your name"Jack asked."Rose"the answered.Jack noticed a few brusises on her arm.
"Did they do that?"asked Jack."Um,lets just say my other custumors did this"Rose explained.Jack looked puzzled.
"Custumors?"Jack asked.Rose tried to change the subject."Whats yer name?"Rose asked."Jack Sparrow,what did you mean
by customars?"Jack asked."Jack,I`m a......um,prostitue"Rose explained.Jack nodded."Oh,ok"Jack said.Rose sighed.
"Thank you for saving me"Rose said.Jack gave her a cheeky smiled and tipped his hat.He got up and left.'God Jack,
get over yourself,she`s a whore'he thought."I need a drink"he said to himself.He went to a nearby bar and ordered a bottle
of rum.He needed to visit someone.Someone who cared about Jack`s problems........Will.
"Oh Willy!Willy boy!Open the door!"he said,drunkly knocking on the door.Elizabith opened the door.
"E`llo Elizabith darling,is your husband home?"Jack asked,almost falling."Um Jack,are you ok?"Elizabith asked.
Then Will came behind Elizabith."Jack?"Will asked."Oh Will,how are you?"Jack asked,drunkly."Um fine,are you ok?"Will asked.
"Of course"he said.Jack`s eye`s rolled and he passed out."I think he was drunk"Will said.Elizabith looked at Will.
Will dragged Jack in their house."Will,take him in the guest room"Elizabith said.Will nodded and dragged Jack upstairs.
He left Jack on the floor of the guest room and went downstairs.
Oi.
There are over 1200 PotC fics at the Pit alone. Thats a wee bit insane.
I am leaving bright and early tomorrow morning for Las Vegas, and I won't be back until late Sunday night. On Monday morning, I go back to college. I have no idea when the next update will be. o_o;
With that said, today's fic is a songfic. With netspeak. GAH.
TITLE: Going Under
AUTHOR: Cynthia Sparrow - she has an assload of X-men fics that look a bit familiar. I think she's been reported over in
xmensues. Should she feel honored?NAME(S): Rose
AFFILIATION: prostitute
HAIR COLOR: not mentioned
EYE COLOR: not mentioned
SPECIAL POSESSIONS: none
HISTORY: unknown
CONNECTIONS TO CHARACTERS: Jack rescues her from drowning. Aren't we over ripping scenes directly from the movie, yet?
NOTES The spelling... the punctuation.. the formatting... YEE GODS.
SAMPLE OF THE STORY:
SMOOCH OR YOU FALL!
Now I wil tell you what i`ve done for you
50 thousand tears i`ve cried
screaming deceiving and bleeding for you
and you still won`t hear me
don`t you want your hand this time i`ll save myself
mabey i`ll wake up for once
not tormented daily defeted by you
just when I thought i`d reached the bottem
i`m dying again
As if Evanescence wasn't already planning group suicide over being played on the radio next to the likes of Hilary Duff, they now have this.
Just so you know, this is all copied and pasted directly. I did not alter the formating in any way other than putting it all in italics.
It was a beautiful day in Tortuga.Jack was on his way to *his* ship.The ship wasn`t really
his.Lets just say he stole the ship.He was on his way to the docks until he heard screaming
and laughing.He looked around.He saw a 3 men and a women.He walked over to see what was going on.
"Let me go!"the women shouted."Now,now,luv,unless you give us a smooch"one man said with his
gold teeth glittering in the light."Never!"the girl said.They conered her.If the 3 men got closer,
she would fall into the water off the docks."Back up,I don`t wanna fall now"the girl said.
"And why not?"asked the second pirate."Cause I can`t swim"the girl explained.The three men
laughed."Smooch or you fall"the third pirate replied.The girl took one step back and........
SPLASH!
She fell into the water."Help me,please!"the girl cried.The three men left,leaving her to drown.
The girl struggled to keep her head afloat.Jack saw the whole thing.He dove into the water and pulled her
out of the water.She coughed up the water."You k luv?"Jack asked.The girl had brown hair and green eyes.
"Yes,thank you"the girl said."Your name"Jack asked."Rose"the answered.Jack noticed a few brusises on her arm.
"Did they do that?"asked Jack."Um,lets just say my other custumors did this"Rose explained.Jack looked puzzled.
"Custumors?"Jack asked.Rose tried to change the subject."Whats yer name?"Rose asked."Jack Sparrow,what did you mean
by customars?"Jack asked."Jack,I`m a......um,prostitue"Rose explained.Jack nodded."Oh,ok"Jack said.Rose sighed.
"Thank you for saving me"Rose said.Jack gave her a cheeky smiled and tipped his hat.He got up and left.'God Jack,
get over yourself,she`s a whore'he thought."I need a drink"he said to himself.He went to a nearby bar and ordered a bottle
of rum.He needed to visit someone.Someone who cared about Jack`s problems........Will.
"Oh Willy!Willy boy!Open the door!"he said,drunkly knocking on the door.Elizabith opened the door.
"E`llo Elizabith darling,is your husband home?"Jack asked,almost falling."Um Jack,are you ok?"Elizabith asked.
Then Will came behind Elizabith."Jack?"Will asked."Oh Will,how are you?"Jack asked,drunkly."Um fine,are you ok?"Will asked.
"Of course"he said.Jack`s eye`s rolled and he passed out."I think he was drunk"Will said.Elizabith looked at Will.
Will dragged Jack in their house."Will,take him in the guest room"Elizabith said.Will nodded and dragged Jack upstairs.
He left Jack on the floor of the guest room and went downstairs.
Oi.
