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Wednesday, January 6th, 2010
Tuesday, January 5th, 2010
pottersues
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12:07a
TITLE: Sapphire, a Jewl to his heart. a Draco Love story
PERPETRATOR: harrypotterrokx
SUE-O-METER:  (awful)
FULL NAME: Sapphire Weasley
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "curly auburn hair and her straight bangs that swept diagonally across her forehead"
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: "white sleeveless dress that fell down to her upper thighs with pure black tights underneath and boots that went up to a couple inches below her knees".
ORIGIN: Ramón and Saraphine Weasley are her parents. She is starting Hogwarts during sixth year.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is Harry's second cousin, and Ron's first cousin. Harry, Ron and Hermione take her shopping in Diagon Alley. Draco hits on her in Diagon Alley, and while offended, she can't stop thinking about him. Obviously they are going to end up together.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is very shy and speaks in a very quiet voice. A sort of shrinking violet.
NOTES: Lily and James Potter were not killed by Voldemort, just stunned. For some reason, Voldemort's killing curse still didn't work on Harry, despite the fact that Lily didn't die saving Harry. They end up having four more kids, and Sirius Black never went to Azkaban.
( Don't let her moping ruin your party Harry! )
current mood:  thankful
current music: Drive-ins, Diners and Dives
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Monday, January 4th, 2010
deleterius
[ fox_murphy ]
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8:45p
Because show tunes are really the only thing missing...
Story Or Series Title: Ruby Disappointment
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: BlackandTainted
Full Name (plus titles if any): Rubithiana Black
Full Species(es): The Extra-Sibling Sue (or in this case I suppose replacement sibling would actually be the correct term)
Hair Color (include adjectives): Hasn't been mentioned yet, but I'd imagine something like Sirius'
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Plain" Gray
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None mentioned so far
Special Possessions (if any): None so far. I'm sure it's only a matter of time
Annoying Origin: The Black Family. Allegedly.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Seems to have replaced Regulus as Sirius' younger sibling. I don't think I'd have taken that trade.
Annoying Special Abilities: Cries virtually every ten minutes.
Other Annoying Traits: Pretty much just the crying so far. There's a lot of that. A LOT.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( Part the Sixth )
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deleterius
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10:44a
Chapter Six: "Please, Voldy, won't you kill us?!"
Story Or Series Title: The Dark Lords Raven or so he thought
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: mercedescello
Full Name (plus titles if any): Well, they've stopped calling her “Jade,” at least for now, so I think she's just back to being “Raven Mercedes Potter/Beetle.”
Full Species(es): Surprise!Twin Sue.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Still no mention, unless I've missed it. She keeps calling Pansy “the dark-haired girl” in the second chapter, though, and in order for that to make sense, she must be blond. Which is very wtf when you remember that her twin has black hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives): No mention. Green would make sense, so I'm going to guess brown.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The Dark Mark
Special Possessions (if any): Draco, Ron, and Fred's balls. Voldy's esteem.
Annoying Origin: She was magically transported into Lily's womb from Sueland.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She's a Death Eater, then later an Order of the Phoenix member, she's Draco's best friend, she's Blaise's ex-girlfriend and Pansy's bitter rival, she's good friends with Hermione and Ginny, she's Harry's twin sister, and Fred, Ron, and Draco are in love with her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Makes everyone around her forget all about their canon concerns and worry only about her. She can also chuck hugely important parts of canon out the window and somehow keep it from being noticed.
Other Annoying Traits: She's a raging hypocrite, she's indecisive as Hell, she's a complete woobie, and she's reckless and compulsive to the point of completely idiocy.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( It's too bad stupidity isn't painful... )
current mood:  content
current music: "No Air" by the Glee cast.
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Sunday, January 3rd, 2010
pottersues
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9:22p
TITLE: Your Harry Potter Life! Dumbeldore's Granddaughter.
PERPETRATOR: JazziJ101
SUE-O-METER: (awful)
FULL NAME: Jas Dumbledore
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "shoulder length black hair"
EYES: "dark blue eyes that look black when not in the sun"
MARKINGS: "tanned skin"
POSSESSIONS: a Hogwarts letter, her own bank account with 100 galleons from Dumbledore, "long jersey top that reached past my knee and half way down from their. [...] short shorts (not slutty ones just PJ ones.)",
ORIGIN: She has been waiting to go to Hogwarts her whole life. Now she gets to go. Yipee! She lost her father "tragically". She is not allowed to tell anyone that she is Dumbledore's granddaughter.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Dumbledore's granddaughter. I would assume that any granddaughter of Dumbledore would be McGonagall's age. No? She meets and befriends Harry and Ron on the Hogwarts Express. She is sorted into Gryffindor and chats up "Hermine" at the table. They become friends, of course. Draco stares at her across the Great Hall. She has a crush on Harry, but doesn't like Ginny because she likes Harry too. Harry asks her to the Yule Ball.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Is very excitable. She knows that Voldemort isn't dead and that something is going happen. She hears voices that tell her that they are coming after her. It's probably Voldemort, or Draco.
NOTES: After the sorting, the Suethor decides to skip ahead to fourth year. I am sure this is to help the plot, and not so she can just skip ahead to the dating.
( It took you an hour to find that dress? Every prom-style dress is like that. )
current music: A documentary about the Universe.
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Saturday, January 2nd, 2010
Friday, January 1st, 2010
pottersues
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6:39p
It's New Year's Day! That means the winner of the Harry Potter Fan Fiction Contest will be announced shortly!
TITLE: It Takes Two
PERPETRATOR: lizziestar
SUE-O-METER:  (okay)
FULL NAME: Alyssa Carter
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "long, light brown hair", wavy.
EYES: brown
MARKINGS: not described
POSSESSIONS: a barn owl named Amethyst, new quidditch gear, "a green shirt, a pair of jeans, and her brown jacket".
ORIGIN: She was born and raised in the United States, when her father dies she moves to Britain with her mother.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She is going to start Hogwarts, and she is going to be friends with Fred an George. It takes place during PoA, so her mother and Aunt Ellie used to be friends with James and Lily, of course.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: None described, yet.
NOTES: How long do you think before she starts being a prankster with Fred and George? I say by the Hogwarts Express.
( This is all very standard. )
current mood:  sick
current music: Techno
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