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Saturday, November 7th, 2009
pottersues
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4:19p
Let the OOCness continue!
Thanks to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) blazzano for sending in this Sue!
TITLE: Ginny Weasley: Supervixen
PERPETRATOR: thebartender713
SUE-O-METER:  (toxic)
FULL NAME: Ginny Weasley
SPECIES: Supervixen?
HAIR: red
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: a "maple, with Dragon Heartstring as the core","Black knee high combat-like boots, a short black pleated skirt (for extreme freedom of movement), a black tank top and black outer robes", a second wand: "ebony with phoenix feather", and then Harry's wand.
ORIGIN: Harry is killed, Hermione refuses to fight because she'd rather be "a crooked politician", a pregnant Ginny goes in to take on Voldemort. The ceiling crashes in, he dies and she is in a coma for seven months. When she wakes up she takes charge of her care, and denies access to anyone who might be reporting to Hermione.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Hermione was going to use Exavier Potter as a tool to stay in government. So, Ginny had the baby in secret and then sent it away to India to live. Ginny pretended that a transfigured pillow was her stillborn son. Hermione doesn't believe her, of course. After she rehabilitates from her coma and pregnancy, she leaves to go find Voldemort. She wants him to be the "outlet for her rage".
SPECIAL ABILITIES: A "powerful" witch.
NOTES: Annnnddd I stopped reading when it got to the scene with Draco. I was just too squicked. The end.
( The Suethor and pstibbons should have a canon-sue showdown. )
current mood:  nauseated
current music: Stunned silence
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deleterius
[ tawaki ]
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12:26p
A new rotation of sporkers, tackling Luke Skywalker's supposed in-laws
Story or Series Title: Cruel Trick of Fate
Fandom: Lord of the Jedi
CulpritAuthor's Name: TDWidow
Full Names: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Aragorn son of Arathorn
Full Species: Edain
Hair Color (Include Adjectives): Like in canon, I presume
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): Like in canon, I presume
Unusual Markings/Colorations: I presume they both have scars from the battles they've been in.
Special Possessions: Aragorn has a uterus
Annoying Origin: Unknown, Arathorn II and Gilraen
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Claim to be two of them, are Mara Skywalker's parents.
Annoying Special Abilities: In addition to the mpreg, there's the matter of Obi-Wan taking Arwen's place in Aragorn's heart
Other Annoying Traits: 0o9iuihjnbhgh6tftrfcc dxfdre4
( The summary )
( Crash Landing )
( In Karningul )
current mood:  blah
current music: "Four Minutes, Thirty-Three Seconds" -- John Cage
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Friday, November 6th, 2009
deleterius
[ tawaki ]
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2:20p
And the spork ends.
( Previous chapters )
Story or Series Title: The Girl in the Tower
Fandom: The Boy Who Set a Five-Step Mamba on the Suethors
CulpritAuthor's Name: SpookyMulder
Full Name: Sara Lemke
Full Species: Species 5618
Hair Color(Include Adjectives): Like a mood ring
Eye Color(Include Adjectives): "…the bluest violet…"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: A black widow mark from when she murdered Lucius Malfoy
Special Possessions: Harry's balls, the Marauders' Map
Annoying Origin: A family that skipped the country to hide from Riddle
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Dumbledore's niece, Harry's girlfriend
Annoying Special Abilites: Elemental powers
Other Annoying Traits: 4we57hj7 m8u9i0]-p]\=[
( Rescuing Draco Malfoy )
( At the dance )
current mood:  evil computer
current music: "The Shoemaker's Wife" -- John Dowland
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pottersues
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12:07a
TITLE: The Demon Lord
PERPETRATOR: Dark Dragen
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)
FULL NAME: Harry Potter, the Demon Lord. LMAO! I'm picturing skinny little Harry as a demon!
SPECIES: demon
HAIR: red
EYES: He doesn't need glasses anymore. "his eye although still green, had a hint of red in them"
MARKINGS: black wings, muscles, "his facial features were now more defined and better looking", his scar is gone.
POSSESSIONS: a "Power Ritual book" that he uses to unlock his demon powers.
ORIGIN: Typical "Woe" backstory complete with abusive uncle!
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Hates everyone. The pairing at ff.net says he'll be with Daphene Greengrass.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Super-hot. Can change how he looks and his gender at will.
NOTES: A penis that is "now thicker and about nine inches long". I'm imaging Genoa Salami size. He'll clearly need some sort of supportive device. A male must have written this story, hands and giant penis down.
( Funniest thing I have ever read. EVER. )
current mood:  giggly
current music: PDA - Backstreet Boys
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Thursday, November 5th, 2009
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009
deleterius
[ tawaki ]
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10:10p
Half-Goat Sara, part 33
( Previous chapters )
Story or Series Title: The Girl in the Tower
Fandom: The Boy Who Set a Five-Step Mamba on the Suethors
CulpritAuthor's Name: SpookyMulder
Full Name: Sara Lemke
Full Species: Species 5618
Hair Color(Include Adjectives): Like a mood ring
Eye Color(Include Adjectives): "…the bluest violet…"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: A black widow mark from when she murdered Lucius Malfoy
Special Possessions: Harry's balls, the Marauders' Map
Annoying Origin: A family that skipped the country to hide from Riddle
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Dumbledore's niece, Harry's girlfriend
Annoying Special Abilites: Elemental powers
Other Annoying Traits: 4we57hj7 m8u9i0]-p]\=[
( Read more... )
( Or is it? )
current mood:  annoyed
current music: "Goodbye, Judy" -- Barney Collier
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deleterius
[ zoe_i_am ]
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6:31a
A Blast From the Past!
Anyone remember this little gem? It's that insane story where Legolas and Co bamfed to Hogwarts, Harry was an alcoholic who puked up Salazar, Godric hatched out of an egg, Snape fed Viagra to Legolas and Harry, Ginny went nuts, Hermione turned into the Wicked Witch of the West, and the author used a paragraph where one word would do.
It's been updated!
Story Or Series Title: Love of a Different Kind
Fandom: The Boy-Who-Lived-To-Shower-With-Hobbits
Culprit Author's Name: Medusa; The Ancient Snake
Full Name (plus titles if any): Harry Potter
Full Species(es): I haven't got a cluicus Stuicus
Hair Color (include adjectives): The shining beams from the full moon above made the boy’s raven hair shimmer like black silk,
Eye Color (include adjectives): his eyes glowing like emeralds
Unusual Markings/Colorations: That scar thingy
Special Possessions (if any): A new wardrobe that matches Legoals', a wand, a mentor named Snape, a secret letter from Sal, tons of angst, bulimia that turned out to be a snake in his gut, a cute new pet, and a burning desire for revenge on Snape.
Annoying Origin: I can't even begin to imagine where this one came from
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Let's see, spends his summer holidays at Hogwarts with the Fellowship, has a Papa Alby, vomits Salazar Slytherin, learns Snape's deepest secrets, sits on Hagrid's shoulder, introduces the Hobbits to the Giant Squid, "entertains" Legolas, sees Godric Gryffindor naked, yells at everyone else,
Annoying Special Abilities: Bounces back and forth between smart ass retorts and infantile babble
Other Annoying Traits: I found it
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( Quidditch, Mud, and Hobbit Packages )
current mood:  shocked
current music: Shattered - OAR
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Monday, October 5th, 2009
pottersues
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10:33p
TITLE: Descent from the Heavens Here is the Rewrite.
PERPETRATOR: invisible-gurl
SUE-O-METER:  (bad)
FULL NAME: Aisha
SPECIES: wind goddess
HAIR: "waist length wavy golden blond hair"
EYES: "clear emerald eyes"
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: nothing as of yet.
ORIGIN: Is being exiled from heaven, and wants to help the mortals.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Loves Remus Lupin. Dumbledore gets her to join the Order.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Immortal
NOTES: Sparklypoo! I love you!
( Please don't use emoticons in your prose )
current mood:  content
current music: CTV Newsnet
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nauseated
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nostalgic
curious
chipper