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deleterius
[ dancing_chimera ]
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6:24p
Harry Potter and the Twin Death Eater...
Story Or Series Title: The Dark Lords Raven or so he thought
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: mercedescello
Full Name (plus titles if any): The Author's Note that is Chapter Seven says that it's been taken care of, but I'm still confused. For now, it's “Raven Mercedes Jade Beetle/Potter.”
Full Species(es): Surprise!Twin Sue.
Hair Color (include adjectives): I've word-searched all six chapters, and she describes the hair of every canon character, but not of her own OC. She keeps calling Pansy “the dark-haired girl” in the second chapter, though, and in order for that to make sense, she must be blond. Which is very wtf when you remember that her twin has black hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives): No mention. Green would make sense, so I'm going to guess brown.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The Dark Mark
Special Possessions (if any): Draco, Ron, and Fred's balls. Voldy's esteem.
Annoying Origin: She was magically transported into Lily's womb from Sueland.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She's a Death Eater, then later an Order of the Phoenix member, she's Draco's best friend, she's good friends with Hermione and Ginny, she's Harry's twin sister, and Fred, Ron, and Draco are in love with her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Makes everyone around her forget all about their canon concerns and worry only about her. She also has some strange ability to alter the canon progression of friendships, make everyone around her agree with her no matter what, change canon events, and make everyone completely ignore the painfully obvious absence of a reoccurring character.
Other Annoying Traits: She blames Draco for everything. Everything. She belittles him constantly, hits him whenever she feels like it, and then begins belittling him again if he complains about it. And I don't think we're supposed to see the relationship as abusive. She's also a raging hypocrite.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( Onto Part Four! )
current mood:  complacent
current music: "Say" by John Mayer.
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deleterius
[ tawaki ]
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1:45p
Dobby and Grawp. Dobby. And. GRAWP!!!!!
Story or Series Title: A Night in Dobby. NSFW, NSFB!
Fandom: Harry Potter Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Fic-Thank-God
CulpritAuthor's Name: pervyisfun
Full Names: Dobby, Grawp
Full Species: House Elf, Giant
Hair Color (Include Adjectives): N/A and like in canon, respectively
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): Like in canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Special Possessions: Each other's balls.
Annoying Origin: A sick mind
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Have two in Mad-Eye's trunk
Annoying Special Abilities: Have everyone OOC.
Other Annoying Traits: ghjku8jibhjb vgfftrftghftgtr6yu67y8ujklm ;l,;l,'0
( The Summary )
( The fic )
current mood:  nauseated
current music: "Four Minutes, Thirty-Three Seconds" -- John Cage
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Sunday, December 20th, 2009
deleterius
[ shikishinobi ]
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12:15a
Cop this s**t!
Story/Series title: Carly Perry and the Boy Who Lived
Fandom: Harry Potter and the sue who seriously wouldn’t let up.
Culprit Author’s Name: Brunette_beauty_1 Read it when you have a decade or two free.
Full name’s: Carly Perry, Harry, hermione, Ron, Percy, Lee, Neville, Seamus, Nearly Headless Nick, Draco, Professors McGonagall, Snape, Quirrell (am I spelling that right?) Dumbledore and Hagrid. Peeves also makes a minor appearance,a s do some of the other house ghosts.
Species: Canonrape, to the worst degree that most chapters and ideas are stolen from the book/s.
Hair and Eye Color: Carly: Golden Blond hair with bangs.
Unusual markings/colorations: Nothing specific.
Special Possessions: HPPS to quote word for word, a barn owl named Bush and a wand that is specifically like Harry’s.
Annoying Origins: That special place in the Pit reserved for sues who can’t have an original thought, so they plagiarize canon just to make it look like they are capable of using canon.
Supposed Connection to Canon: A death grip on Hermione as a friend, trying to befriend Draco who is being canon and is not interested, conversations with other characters.Other characters act canon at times when they are being quoted, at other times you can tell the difference.
Annoying Special Abilities: Is agreeable, gullible and able to meld herself into the plot. Is born and raised in New York (USA) but simply CAN NOT stand rudeness. To carry on about being a vegetarian (you know the sort of people I am talking about, not meaning all vegetarians).
Other Annoying Traits: To get sorted into Gryffindor, when she is clearly a Slytherin. What? She is out for herself and her loyalty to her friends is only to make her look canon.
Past Sporking: Carly Perry 1.1
Carly Perry 1.2
Sporkers Notes: This thing, before sporking, was 16 pages long. Shoot me now! But considering how much I have to snip, it’ll be about the length of ‘One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish,’ or so I hope. I am doing my best not to spork the original thing and keep all her... crap in the story. I am going to have to read the book chapter by chapter to keep up with her.
( Bleeprin,_Quick! )
current music: Push Da Button
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Thursday, December 17th, 2009
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009
deleterius
[ tawaki ]
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12:11p
All the story for now
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Story or Series Title: The Hope Within
Fandom: Lord of the Messed-Up Family Trees
Culprit Author's Name: bostongrl1661
Full Name: Raina Peredhil
Full Species: Human/Elf hybrid
Hair Color (Include Adjectives): "Black as coal"
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): "silvery-grey", but turn red when she's mad
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Well, once the PPC are through with her...
Special Possessions: Legolas, it looks like.
Annoying Origin: Elrond and Celebrían
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Elrond and Celebrían's daughter; Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen's sister; Vardamir's cousin.
Annoying Special Abilities: In addition to precognition, she has some power that makes people afraid to leave her alone
Other Annoying Traits: hbjhjyu7gyutyt65trcgfbv cv bvcgf3
( One more talk with Adanessa )
( On the road again )
current mood:  blah
current music: "Take a Chance on Me" -- ABBA
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Monday, December 14th, 2009
deleterius
[ tawaki ]
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11:33a
An all-penguin spork
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Story or Series Title: The Hope Within
Fandom: Lord of the Messed-Up Family Trees
Culprit Author's Name: bostongrl1661
Full Name: Raina Peredhil
Full Species: Human/Elf hybrid
Hair Color (Include Adjectives): "Black as coal"
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): "silvery-grey", but turn red when she's mad
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Well, once the PPC are through with her...
Special Possessions: Legolas, it looks like.
Annoying Origin: Elrond and Celebrían
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Elrond and Celebrían's daughter; Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen's sister; Vardamir's cousin.
Annoying Special Abilities: In addition to precognition, she has some power that makes people afraid to leave her alone
Other Annoying Traits: hbjhjyu7gyutyt65trcgfbv cv bvcgf3
( The dreaded meeting with Arwen )
( Back to Legolas )
current mood: blah
current music: "Four Minutes, Thirty-Three Seconds" -- John Cage
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Sunday, December 13th, 2009
deleterius
[ dancing_chimera ]
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4:57p
Chapter three, in which everyone Fails but George, who is chilling with Peter in Narnia.
Story Or Series Title: The Dark Lords Raven or so he thought
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: mercedescello
Full Name (plus titles if any): I think I've figured it out. She was raised as “Raven Mercedes Beetle,” and she goes by “Mercedes” or “Mer,” but her birth name is “Jade Potter.” The original middle name is still unknown. (It's either that, or the Suethor just decided to randomly change her name halfway through the fic. The couple that raised her just randomly starts calling her Jade when they tell her she isn't really their daughter, and she instantly switches over to thinking of herself as Jade and pretty much everyone but Draco starts calling her Jade. But she goes back to thinking of herself as “Mercedes” in the sixth chapter, so maybe the Suethor is deeply confused.)
Full Species(es): Surprise!Twin Sue.
Hair Color (include adjectives): I've word-searched all six chapters, and she describes the hair of every canon character, but not of her own OC. She keeps calling Pansy “the dark-haired girl” in the second chapter, though, and in order for that to make sense, she must be blond. Which is very wtf when you remember that her twin has black hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives): No mention. Green would make sense, so I'm going to guess brown.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The Dark Mark
Special Possessions (if any): Draco, Ron, and Fred's balls. Voldy's esteem.
Annoying Origin: She was magically transported into Lily's womb from Sueland.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She's a Death Eater, then later an Order of the Phoenix member, she's Draco's best friend, she's good friends with Hermione and Ginny, she's Harry's twin sister, and Fred, Ron, and Draco are in love with her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Makes everyone around her forget all about their canon concerns and worry only about her. She also has some strange ability to alter the canon progression of friendships.
Other Annoying Traits: She blames Draco for everything. Everything. She belittles him constantly, hits him whenever she feels like it, and then begins belittling him again if he complains about it. And I don't think we're supposed to see the relationship as abusive. She's also a raging hypocrite. She turns Ginny into one, too.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( Even a page of this would have been too long. )
current mood:  anxious
current music: "Bye Bye Beautiful" by Nightwish
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Saturday, December 12th, 2009
deleterius
[ tawaki ]
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8:57p
Enter Legolas
Chapter 1
Story or Series Title: The Hope Within
Fandom: Lord of the Messed-Up Family Trees
Culprit Author's Name: bostongrl1661
Full Name: Raina Peredhil
Full Species: Human/Elf hybrid
Hair Color (Include Adjectives): "Black as coal"
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): "silvery-grey"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Well, once the PPC are through with her...
Special Possessions: Legolas, it looks like.
Annoying Origin: Elrond and Celebrían
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Elrond and Celebrían's daughter; Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen's sister; Vardamir's cousin.
Annoying Special Abilities: In addition to precognition, she has some power that makes people afraid to leave her alone
Other Annoying Traits: hbjhjyu7gyutyt65trcgfbv cv bvcgf3
( Sue sees Legolas )
( Part of a movieverse recap )
current mood: blah
current music: "The First Noël" -- Anonymous
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deleterius
[ fox_murphy ]
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1:18a
Why Illegal Sleepovers are a Bad Idea
Part the First
Part the Second
Part the Third
Part the Fourth
Story Or Series Title: Ruby Disappointment
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: BlackandTainted
Full Name (plus titles if any): Rubithiana Black
Full Species(es): The Extra-Sibling Sue (or in this case I suppose replacement sibling would actually be the correct term)
Hair Color (include adjectives): Hasn't been mentioned yet, but I'd imagine something like Sirius'
Eye Color (include adjectives): "Plain" Gray
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None mentioned so far
Special Possessions (if any): None so far. I'm sure it's only a matter of time
Annoying Origin: The Black Family. Allegedly.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Seems to have replaced Regulus as Sirius' younger sibling. I don't think I'd have taken that trade.
Annoying Special Abilities: Cries virtually every ten minutes.
Other Annoying Traits: Pretty much just the crying so far. There's a lot of that. A LOT.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( Chapter the Fifth )
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